Tue 22 Jul 2008
Young Clones Now Growing From the Upper Lip
Posted by Patrick Hickey, Jr. under 2008 season , Catching Up With Former Cyclones , Features , Fun Stuff , Q & A's1 Comment
Hitting .240 as a team for most of the season and coughing up a handful of leads over the past week on the mound, the Brooklyn Cyclones knew something had to be done to get their season back on track.
In a move more expected of a veteran hockey team, the Baby Bums, a team full of clean-shaved and fresh faced 21-year-olds, decided that the only way to change their fortunes this season was by growing mustaches.
Coming off of a 7-4 win on Monday, the move seems to be working in their favor.
“A few days ago, the whole team came to the conclusion that we needed to change something,” said outfielder John Servidio, who had a hit and two RBI with a few sprinkles of blossoming black upper-lip hair on Monday. “So all of us decided to grow mustaches.”
While the young and now more mature-looking Clones believe they are be setting new ground in their current cosmetic endeavor, using facial hair as a way to induce victories at Keyspan Park has been done in Brooklyn before.
In 2006, Brooklyn hitting coach Scott Hunter held a “best porno-star mustache” competition that alongside “clucky” a rubber chicken [Don't Ask], brought the team together in time for a surprise playoff run after a miserable start. French Canadian third baseman Ivan “Oppo Pop” Naccarata took the crown in the competition that season in a landslide that turned the Keanu Reeves lookalike into a young Captain Jack Sparrow.
Like the team of two years ago, these Baby Bums have also gotten off on the right foot with their new looks. With their bristled upper lips, these Brooklyn Cyclones are 1-0 since they threw out their razors.
As a result, the team’s confidence has seemingly gone through the roof.
However, while players like Servidio, Ike Davis and Jimmy Johnson currently have the seedlings of what may eventually turn out to be mustaches of Ron Burgundy-esque proportions, backup first baseman Jeffries Tatford is setting the bar pretty high with what looks to be the beginning of a killer ’stache.
“I’m enjoying this,” said Tatford, who already looked like a young Ringo Star with his flowing jet black locks and now looks like he’s on the CD cover of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band with the rest of the ‘fab four.’ “The first couple of days have been good, but I think it’ll show better in a few days. I’m prepared to take this as far as I have to. My girlfriend isn’t here and I’m not out to impress anyone.”
Tatford isn’t the only one on the team that has met this new challenge with some resistance however.
“I called my girlfriend up and told her I was growing a mustache,” said lefty reliever Jimmy Johnson with a smirk on his face not seen since the first week of the season when the Cyclones were challenging for first place. “She said, ‘No you’re not.’ I then told her that I was because she’s not here and it’s staying, so we’ll see how long it lasts. I’m going to keep it until we start going bad. When we do, it’ll be off before I get here.”
Cyclones manager Edgar Alfonzo, while admitting he knew nothing about the team’s scheme, was elated with the team’s performance on Monday and sees it as a new beginning for his team.
If it was because of the added weight to their upper-lips, that’s of no difference to him.
“Hey, what ever works for them,” said Alfonzo with a laugh. “I didn’t know anything about this.”
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Box Score to Last Night’s 4-1 Cyclones win
Breaking News: 5:00 P.M.
On my way to Keyspan Park today, I stumbled across one Orlando “El Duque” Hernandez, who was on his way out and into a nearby car. When I got into the press box, I checked today’s roster and he wasn’t on it. I’ll try and find out anything I can, as soon as I can.
Breaking News: 7:00 P.M.
Chatting with DemBrooklynBums.com before tonight’s game with the Vermont Lake Monsters, Zach Lutz told the media that he will be out for at least a week, recovering from a hematoma on his right quad he had drained in Manhattan today.
“I’m kind of in the dumps,” he said. “But I’m trying to stay positive.”
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Update 8:30 P.M.
New Podcast is up. A special thanks goes out to Daily News Writer and Wave of Long Island Sports Editor Elio Velez for lending a helping hand this week.
Photos by Ron Hatcher
When outfielder Angel Pagan was leading the Mets in RBI over the first handful of games this season, most of Mets country let out an explosive… huh?
Now in St. Lucie, where he can face left-handed pitching to see how well his shoulder has healed, Pagan is that much closer to returning to the bigs.
In the summer of 2006, the Mets drafted Tim Haines in the 27th round, 814th overall. The odds of a player picked that late in the draft making it to the big leagues is an extremely unlikely endeavor, but Haines, with his awkward, side arm delivery, had plenty of people thinking otherwise.
“I had a lot of fun in college,” he said, via telephone from
Stuck in baseball purgatory after failing to secure another contract from a professional club, Haines opted to play in the independent circuit for the Costal Bend Aviators, where he struggled through the season, amassing a 5-5 record with a 5.47 ERA in 46 games, despite leading the team with 85 strikeouts.
Now in his second season in Independent baseball, Haines has settled into a role as a reliever/spot starter for the Fort Worth Cats and has reclaimed the success that captured so many eyes in
“The last two years, I’ve been the youngest guy on the teams I’ve played on,” he said. “Most of the guys are in their late 20s and early 30s and have a lot of experience. I’ve learned a lot about baseball from these guys and a lot about myself.”
DemBrooklynBums.com: You were just called up to Savannah yesterday. How are you feeling?
Drafted in the fifth round of the amateur draft last season, third baseman Zach Lutz immediately became one of the most highly touted prospects in the Mets farm system. Quickly assigned to the Brooklyn Cyclones, the team’s Single-A affiliate, Lutz injured his foot in the team’s first game of the season and spent the rest of the year on the disabled list. Still rehabbing from the surgery that was required to repair the hairline fracture he suffered nearly a year ago, Lutz has put on some weight and now looks like a completely different ballplayer. Chatting over the phone from
Lutz: I was doing upper-body work four times a week and I was using the arm bike to stay in shape. When I first got injured, that was pretty much the only cardio work that I could do. I also paid very close attention to what I was eating. I wanted to make sure that I could do everything in my power to be ready this year. Over the next few weeks, we’ll see how prepared I really am and hopefully I’ll be ready to go.